Saving the World One Joke At A Time

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lollipvps:

But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.

You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.

My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.

You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.

(Source: weeaboo-palace)

yaelstiel:

Never ending list of favorite scenes  (8.21) 3/

↳ Hey, uh, little big man?

I love how Dean is trying gently and with a smile, to convince Sam to stay and rest. ‘Hey, uh, little big man' it's: 'you’re still my little brother’, but also ‘You’re a grown up and I see you like that' and those were the exact words Sam needed to hear in order let go of the case for a little while and just rest. 

A soul mate is not the person
who makes you the happiest, but the one
that makes you feel the most.
Who conducts your heart to bang the loudest,
who can drag you giggling
with forgiveness from the cellar they locked you in.

- Sierra DeMulder, excerpt from “Unrequited Love Poem” (via psych-facts)

superwhohanlocked:

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

dude

(Source: jessepukeman)

trashholmes:

john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like

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phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

Just a little heads up for aspiring public speakers out there!

cuddly-morrigan:

The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.

Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.

Thank you!

iguessillgohomen0w:

fan-trollingme:

awesomephilia:

I like to photoshop pictures of myself being in the same room multiple times [via]

are you a lonely child

no, can’t you see all her friends

pridesrock 100 favourite Disney songs [in no particular order]  

 #6/100  | One Jump Ahead - Aladdin

↳ "Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. Otherwise we’d get along."
    “Wrong!

ARE ALL ADULTS IDIOTS, OR JUST MY ADULTS?

(Source: danverskate)

startrekrenegades:

i’m here to talk to u about the Kawaiivengers Initiative uvu

(Source: allyson-wonderlnd)

The Captain is back, and he didn’t skip leg day [x]

(Source: blackwidoe)

janisnotbritish:

poco-loki:

an apple

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a day

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keeps the doctor 

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away

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but if 

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the doctor

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is cute

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screw

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the

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fruit

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and the doctor